Fantastic Baes and Where to Find Them Vol 1

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Welcome to the Magical World of Baes

What if I told you that I have discovered and formulated the grand unified theory of baes, an algorithm for finding the one you were destined to be with? Now the question of whether the concept of the one is tenable is another thesis. Would you give me the nobel prize for physics? Bae-ology? Would you call me raving mad? I believe for many it would be the latter and you would be right. As far as I know, there is no grand unified theory for finding bae except what I believe is my hypothesis that love alone is not enough. I have searched for bae, thought I found her, dated her, lost her mostly because I am a high functioning sociopath who cant have good things and be satisfied (read: asshole, also guess the tv show reference), at this point I am open to an arranged marriage with contractual stipulations (jk, or am I?) Before I continue, obviously I am a potter head and yes I came up with this after watching the new Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them movie, always thought I was Slytherin but Alas Pottermore says I am Gryffindor! What a long pre-amble! I shall dive in shortly (have to put on my swimming trunks else you don’t want to be looking at my lil pee pee now would you?).

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The3six5NG Project

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Hi folks, Its me. Yes of course it is me, who else would it be? For those concerned, I am still alive and have a plethora of blog drafts waiting to become actual blog posts. My official excuse for That being said, I was recently co-opted to contribute to the 3six5NG project which will kick off later today.

What is the 3six5NG project and why should you care? Well it is a project billed to capture 365 perspectives over 365 days from different Nigerians. It is a writing project, kind of an IPO (Initial Public Offer) but instead of selling shares it is selling perspectives, Nigerian perspectives. With 365 perspectives, I bet there will be a lot of interesting outlooks out there.

You should check it out when it goes live later today (I m thinking maybe by 10pm GMT?). Over the course of march, a lot of different bloggers will contribute including yours truly (I m on march 21st). Here is the for march. Apart from I and I there will be some of my friends on the blogosphere like: TheRustGeek, SingleNigerian and Kiah for stories that touch the heart, lol.

Ok so what was the point of this drive by post? Hmm, well I know that some of you folk who read this my tiny blog here are writers too so it would be grand if you volunteered to join the project too, you know so we can roll deep like one of those street gangs (No blood though).

Here is the link: About the3six5NG

Oh yeah and welcome to march, Expect a new post from me soon-ish.

Here’s an interesting perspective for ya: Cover your legs! lol