Human Relationships

Who Do You Love? Musing on Love and Such

Posted by Sir Farouk ⋅ February 13, 2013 ⋅ 3 Comments

Tomorrow is the season to love and be loved. Whatever your take on whether valentine’s day is a conspiracy by the corporations to milk people out of money seeing as there is no consumer holiday to boost spending in February or you subscribe to marking the day as a veneration of the original “St Valentine” … Continue reading »

Birthday, Freaky Friday and Kama Farouk

Posted by Sir Farouk ⋅ January 18, 2013 ⋅ 4 Comments

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING BLOG MIGHT BE UNSUITABLE FOR YOUNGER READERS So the 17th of January was my birthday. His Royal Highness, the Kpoi Kpoi of Waffi Kingdom, the Prince of Zamunda aka DJ Zamunda aka Usain Bolt eats my dust aka Adamawa boy toh bad turned the big Quarter Century. I share my birthday with … Continue reading »

2012: The Year the World Didnt End, Bring on 2013!

Posted by Sir Farouk ⋅ January 1, 2013 ⋅ 9 Comments

2012: The Year the world didn’t end, 2013: Your Year of…*Insert Pentecostal babble here* Ladies, Gentlemen and other not so cultured people of the reading public, it’s your favorite or not so favorite fair weather blogger and friendly neighborhood pseudo-writer (Let me indulge myself), Alhaji Saint Sir Farouk the First of Gwara-gwara land and Prince … Continue reading »

What do Chemistry, Chemical Bonding Have in Common with Relationships?

Posted by Sir Farouk ⋅ October 12, 2012 ⋅ 17 Comments

HRH the Prince of ambiguity, all round mess, occasional good guy and 3 time winner of the Mr Awkward awards aka me, myself and I has not written in almost two weeks. You know how they say one day in the sight of God is like a 1000 years to man? Well not writing in … Continue reading »

Multiple Partners and the Marketplace of Nigerian Dating

Posted by Sir Farouk ⋅ September 4, 2012 ⋅ 7 Comments

*Cue Game of Thrones theme music* You know the saying that does who can’t do teach or postulate? I might write about setting P and so on but no one sets a more horrible P than yours truly. I also don’t know how to handle when people like me and tell me they do. I … Continue reading »

Photopower Nigeria: Hope for Gishiri

Posted by Sir Farouk ⋅ August 15, 2012 ⋅ 4 Comments

So I have been missing from the world of blogging for a while. A lot of things have been happening in my “real” life so to say. And no for those who read my previous post, I have not gotten married. Single and chilling. So what has Alhaji Doctor Engineer Chairman, His Royal Highness and … Continue reading »

Dear Lady Farouk: Much Ado about the Future Wife and Marriage

Posted by Sir Farouk ⋅ July 23, 2012 ⋅ 17 Comments

In the grand plan of things and milestones that characterize a man’s life in many societies is the issue of marriage. In our society, a young man is not seen as fully mature, settled or responsible until he has married and started a family. I guess it has to do with a man not being … Continue reading »

The One on Washing, Flattery and Related Crimes

Posted by Sir Farouk ⋅ July 12, 2012 ⋅ 14 Comments

It could be said that the road to a girl’s heart is paved with flattery. Not necessarily of the obvious kind. Definitely subtle flattery with a little sprinkling of over the top flattery that is so over the top that it makes her smile. You know what I am talking about, Yes you. If you … Continue reading »

The Ran Ka Ya Dade/Chairman/Oga/Big Man Syndrome

Posted by Sir Farouk ⋅ June 30, 2012 ⋅ 6 Comments

These being the words of one Gaius Emir Sultan Oba Igwe Engineer Chairman General Doctor Barrister Pastor Bishop Sir Farouk Ibn Caliph, heir to the throne of vanity GCFR MNI SSS DOC AIDS and your role model’s role model. The Otemkpu number 1 of Africa, the only asamkpokoto, Sarkin Sarakuna, Omo L’owo international, Imminent ruler … Continue reading »

African/Nigerian Love: In search of PDA

Posted by Sir Farouk ⋅ June 23, 2012 ⋅ 19 Comments

For those who are unaware PDA refers to Public Display of Affection. We as a nation are well aware of public displays of disaffection, disregard for human life and hatred of one’s fellow human being as evidenced by the wanton killings we have come to experience on quite a regular basis in this country. I … Continue reading »

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