Musings of a Crazy Nigerian

HRH the Prince of ambiguity, all round mess, occasional good guy and 3 time winner of the Mr Awkward awards aka me, myself and I has not written in almost two weeks. You know how they say one day in the sight of God is like a 1000 years to man? Well not writing in … Continue reading »

*Cue Game of Thrones theme music* You know the saying that does who can’t do teach or postulate? I might write about setting P and so on but no one sets a more horrible P than yours truly. I also don’t know how to handle when people like me and tell me they do. I … Continue reading »

For those who are unaware PDA refers to Public Display of Affection. We as a nation are well aware of public displays of disaffection, disregard for human life and hatred of one’s fellow human being as evidenced by the wanton killings we have come to experience on quite a regular basis in this country. I … Continue reading »

So the other day, I was in a taxi. Since having a crash in the family coupe, this has been my major means of getting around. In other words, I don’t get around much being a man who leaves the house on leisurely drives and in the midst of this drive I decide to drop … Continue reading »

They say a beggar cannot be a chooser, or so they say in Nigeria. I dont know what the exact saying is. Perhaps I would substitute a chooser with picky but what do I know about such things. I am just a jobless young man. Jobless and determined to follow my dreams in terms of … Continue reading »

Setting P, What is it? Have you done it? What exactly is the P? How does one set it? My dear friends, I m as mystified as you but you know what? I am going to give it a shot. Now, I need you to do one more thing, imagine the words I am writing … Continue reading »

First of all to understand what the Konji principle is you have to understand what Konji is. Konji (sp?) is a Nigerian slang that basically describes a drought of sexual satisfaction. In other words, your pistol is loaded., your jibby hasn’t been serviced, your black snake hasn’t moaned, your valve is under pressure etc. Take … Continue reading »